I Put the I in Lie

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THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

Man 1:
But I'm not Gay!
Man 2:
Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1:
but I'm not!
Man 2:
IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1:
honestly?
Man 2:
THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1:
probably Iron Man.
Man 2:
SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1:
yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2:
ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1:
well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2:
oh yeah..
Man 1:
and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman:
EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2:
...and you said you werent gay!

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likeahammertothecrotch: #this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up. #they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him #at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY #spoilers: the stripper is loki I love tumblr. 

likeahammertothecrotch:

#this makes me think of like #The Hangover or some shit #like they just wake up in a forest #We fucked up.

#they lost clint #he’s supposed to be marrying natasha in the morning #but they fucking lost him

#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY

#spoilers: the stripper is loki

I love tumblr. 

(Source: vega-ofthe-lyre, via screwmidgard)

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